Apparently, Tucan Sam, the spokeperson for Froot Loops, was seen protesting in Iran this summer. Whether he was actually a man in a costume or what was going on is unknown.

New reports issued by the FBI have revealed that just before his death, Billy Mays, famed spokesman, may have been involved in the overthrow of the Honduran president.

After pulling out of Iraq’s cities, US troops have reported that they plan to grill. Many from different parts of country are even having a grill off with Bobby Flay.

Recently, Moby announced that he would play for the Vietnamese army. Taking a page out of Hanoi Jane Fonda’s playbook, he will do a long set for the communist nation’s army.

A resurgence of violence has gripped Southeast Asia again. This time the nations of Vietnam and Laos are faced with chaos caused mostly from a lack of television programming from England.

A rumor that God gave up on the Middle East has caused a lot of turmoil in recent days. Both sides of the age-old conflict appear to be a standstill and upset about the recent turn of events.

Kim Jong Il, being a big fan of Risk, has stated that he is willing to solve the decades-old stalemate between the North and South Korean states with a good game of Risk.

A report recently stated that OJ Simpson has made a deal to escape from prison and join the Taliban. Federal investigators have declined to comment.

Recently, body builders at a local gym decided they would attempt to travel back in time and defeat the Japanese Navy before they were able to attack Pearl Harbor.

Afghan election over due to the World Series. Apparently Abdullah Abdullah is a big fan of the Phillies and decided it was more important to watch the rest of the series than stand for reelection.