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	<title>SyntheticWombs.com &#187; Aztek</title>
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		<title>Franklin National Bank Poor Choice for Minneapolis Residents</title>
		<link>http://syntheticwombs.com/1828/franklin-national-bank-poor-choice-for-minneapolis-residents</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 20:37:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aztek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Business]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Money & Finances]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Blaisdell Avenue Office]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Franklin Bank Minneapolis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Franklin Bank Mpls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Franklin National Bank]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lake Street Office]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Franklin National Bank, located in Minneapolis, Minnesota, appears to have a quality respect for its clientele. However, it has come to the attention of many users that Franklin Bank has a rather incompetent way of running its business. Franklin Bank Minneapolis has a fairly lax way of working with its customer base, providing services that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tucan Sam Helped Protest in Iran</title>
		<link>http://syntheticwombs.com/1723/tucan-sam-helped-protest-in-iran</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:13:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aztek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Miscellaneous]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[froot loops]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[man in a costume]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[protesting in iran]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[TUCAN SAM]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently, Tucan Sam, the spokeperson for Froot Loops, was seen protesting in Iran this summer. Whether he was actually a man in a costume or what was going on is unknown.]]></description>
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		<title>Honduran Coup Set Up by Billy Mays</title>
		<link>http://syntheticwombs.com/1722/honduran-coup-set-up-by-billy-mays</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:10:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aztek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Miscellaneous]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[BILLy mays]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fbi have revealed]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[honduran president]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[New reports issued by the FBI have revealed that just before his death, Billy Mays, famed spokesman, may have been involved in the overthrow of the Honduran president.]]></description>
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		<title>US Troops to Grill</title>
		<link>http://syntheticwombs.com/1721/us-troops-to-grill</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:07:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aztek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Miscellaneous]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[BOBBY FLAY]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iraq's cities]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[plan to grill]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[us troops]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[After pulling out of Iraq's cities, US troops have reported that they plan to grill. Many from different parts of country are even having a grill off with Bobby Flay.]]></description>
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		<title>Moby to Play for Troops</title>
		<link>http://syntheticwombs.com/1720/moby-to-play-for-troops</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:05:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aztek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Miscellaneous]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[communist nation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hanoi jane fonda]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[MOBY]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vietnam]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Recently, Moby announced that he would play for the Vietnamese army. Taking a page out of Hanoi Jane Fonda's playbook, he will do a long set for the communist nation's army.]]></description>
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		<title>Violence Grips Southeast Asia</title>
		<link>http://syntheticwombs.com/1719/violence-grips-southeast-asia</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:03:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aztek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Miscellaneous]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[england]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[laos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[SOUTHEAST asia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[television programming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vietnam]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A resurgence of violence has gripped Southeast Asia again. This time the nations of Vietnam and Laos are faced with chaos caused mostly from a lack of television programming from England.]]></description>
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		<title>More Middle East Trouble</title>
		<link>http://syntheticwombs.com/1718/more-middle-east-trouble</link>
		<comments>http://syntheticwombs.com/1718/more-middle-east-trouble#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:01:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aztek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Miscellaneous]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[age old conflict]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[God gave up]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[middle east]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A rumor that God gave up on the Middle East has caused a lot of turmoil in recent days. Both sides of the age-old conflict appear to be a standstill and upset about the recent turn of events.]]></description>
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		<title>Risk Solves Korean Problem</title>
		<link>http://syntheticwombs.com/1717/risk-solves-korean-problem</link>
		<comments>http://syntheticwombs.com/1717/risk-solves-korean-problem#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:55:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aztek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Miscellaneous]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kim jong il]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NORTH KOREA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[RISK]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[SOUTH KOREA]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Kim Jong Il, being a big fan of Risk, has stated that he is willing to solve the decades-old stalemate between the North and South Korean states with a good game of Risk.]]></description>
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		<title>OJ Simpson to Join Taliban</title>
		<link>http://syntheticwombs.com/1716/oj-simpson-to-join-taliban</link>
		<comments>http://syntheticwombs.com/1716/oj-simpson-to-join-taliban#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:52:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aztek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Miscellaneous]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[escape from prison]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[federal investigators]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[OJ Simpson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Taliban]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A report recently stated that OJ Simpson has made a deal to escape from prison and join the Taliban. Federal investigators have declined to comment.]]></description>
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		<title>Bodybuilders to Attack Japan</title>
		<link>http://syntheticwombs.com/1715/bodybuilders-to-attack-japan</link>
		<comments>http://syntheticwombs.com/1715/bodybuilders-to-attack-japan#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:49:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aztek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Miscellaneous]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bodybuilders]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Japanese Navy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pearl Harbor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Recently, body builders at a local gym decided they would attempt to travel back in time and defeat the Japanese Navy before they were able to attack Pearl Harbor.]]></description>
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		<title>World Series Ends Afghan Election</title>
		<link>http://syntheticwombs.com/1714/world-series-ends-afghan-election</link>
		<comments>http://syntheticwombs.com/1714/world-series-ends-afghan-election#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:46:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aztek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Miscellaneous]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Abdullah Abdullah]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[afghan election]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[phillies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stand for reelection]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[World Series]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Afghan election over due to the World Series. Apparently Abdullah Abdullah is a big fan of the Phillies and decided it was more important to watch the rest of the series than stand for reelection.]]></description>
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		<title>Rybak Seen at White Castle</title>
		<link>http://syntheticwombs.com/1713/1713</link>
		<comments>http://syntheticwombs.com/1713/1713#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:43:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aztek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Miscellaneous]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lake Street]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mayor Rybak]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[recruitment center]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[White Castle]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Mayor Rybak won reelection and was spotted after his victory party visiting a Lake Street White Castle. According to the report, he then banged on the door on the local recruitment center for no real reason.]]></description>
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		<title>Ninjas Attack Medvedev</title>
		<link>http://syntheticwombs.com/1712/ninjas-attack-medvedev</link>
		<comments>http://syntheticwombs.com/1712/ninjas-attack-medvedev#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:39:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aztek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Miscellaneous]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dmitry Medvedev]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kremlin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ninjas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[president of russian federation]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Reports came in early in month that ninjas had attacked Dmitry Medvedev, President of the Russian Federation. Apparently, the attack was unsuccessful and the ninjas were captured by Medvedev and Kremlin forces.]]></description>
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		<title>Ninjas Held for Questioning</title>
		<link>http://syntheticwombs.com/1711/ninjas-held-for-questioning</link>
		<comments>http://syntheticwombs.com/1711/ninjas-held-for-questioning#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:24:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aztek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Miscellaneous]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[medvedev]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ninjas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[russians]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[According to the recent report, the survivors of the  ninjas that attacked Medvedev earlier in the month are being held for questioning by the Russians.]]></description>
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		<title>How Many People Drive Hybrid Cars?</title>
		<link>http://syntheticwombs.com/1707/how-many-people-drive-hybrid-cars</link>
		<comments>http://syntheticwombs.com/1707/how-many-people-drive-hybrid-cars#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 04:58:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aztek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Automotive]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[How Many People Drive Hybrid Cars]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A number of people all over the world drive hybrid cars. They are highly prevalent throughout North America, Europe and Asia. The great benefit of hybrid cars is that they take less gas to run than standard cars. This helps the environment and gives you a real reason to give a hybrid car a try.]]></description>
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		<title>Best Hybrid Cars</title>
		<link>http://syntheticwombs.com/1706/best-hybrid-cars</link>
		<comments>http://syntheticwombs.com/1706/best-hybrid-cars#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 04:55:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aztek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Automotive]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Best Hybrid Cars]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Only the best hybrid cars are release in the United States. While there are literally hundreds of models all over the road everywhere. It's important to understand that we only release great models with the best in gas mileage.]]></description>
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		<title>How Do Hybrid Cars Help the Environment?</title>
		<link>http://syntheticwombs.com/1705/how-do-hybrid-cars-help-the-environment</link>
		<comments>http://syntheticwombs.com/1705/how-do-hybrid-cars-help-the-environment#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 04:52:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aztek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Automotive]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[how do hybrid cars help the environment]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hybrid cars help the environment by cutting down on gas consumption. The lithium ion batteries get better gas mileage than most cars on the road. Some of the best companies producing environmentally-friendly cars are Honda, Toyota, Chevy and Ford.]]></description>
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		<title>Pictures of Hybrid Cars</title>
		<link>http://syntheticwombs.com/1704/pictures-of-hybrid-cars</link>
		<comments>http://syntheticwombs.com/1704/pictures-of-hybrid-cars#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 04:50:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aztek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Automotive]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pictures of Hybrid Cars]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There are a number of great pictures of hybrid cars. Some people make a living out of taking pictures of just hybrid cars. Others do a combination of both hybrid cars and other cars. Some even work in the field of race cars.]]></description>
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		<title>How Many Hybrid Cars are Produced?</title>
		<link>http://syntheticwombs.com/1703/how-many-hybrid-cars-are-produced</link>
		<comments>http://syntheticwombs.com/1703/how-many-hybrid-cars-are-produced#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 04:47:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aztek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Automotive]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[How Many Hybrid Cars are Produced]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hybrid cars are produced in mass all over the world. The largest producer of hybrid cars is Japan, followed closely by the United States. Countries like South Korea, France and Germany also produce many hybrid cars.]]></description>
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		<title>Who Invented Hybrid Cars?</title>
		<link>http://syntheticwombs.com/1702/who-invented-hybrid-cars</link>
		<comments>http://syntheticwombs.com/1702/who-invented-hybrid-cars#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 04:45:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aztek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Automotive]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Who Invented Hybrid Cars]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hybrid cars were invented shortly after the creation of the original automobile. The first real attempt involved the regenerative breaking system we still use today. Everyone from Daimler to Buick worked on hybrid cars during the late 1800s and early 1900s.]]></description>
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		<title>I Am Now Absorbing Your Brain!</title>
		<link>http://syntheticwombs.com/1701/i-am-now-absorbing-your-brain</link>
		<comments>http://syntheticwombs.com/1701/i-am-now-absorbing-your-brain#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 04:14:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aztek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Miscellaneous]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jason Galore]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Now is the time to purchase Jason Galore merchandise. Never fear, the end is near!

We offer only the finest of groupie merch. Eat it. Sweat on it. Lick it. Lick it harder. That's it. I like that.]]></description>
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		<title>Jason Galore vs. Empire</title>
		<link>http://syntheticwombs.com/1700/jason-galore-vs-empire</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 04:08:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aztek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jason Galore Vs. Empire&#8221; &#8211; Watch as JASON GALORE single-handedly dismantles the empire. The ultimate visual stimulation for your auditory canal. Like an old man driving a shopping cart powered by hemp flavored perfume, your pessimism will know no bounds. BUY JASON GALORE VS. EMPIRE CD]]></description>
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		<title>Counting Stars by Jason Galore</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 04:05:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aztek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It had been the dullest morning for Cheyenne. She sat in her hover chair, basking brilliantly underneath the artificial sun. Darkened contact lenses kept the light from damaging her retinas, while the solar radiation gently pebbled her naked skin. She brushed her long blonde hair from her eyes as a thin layer of glistening sweat [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sympathy for the College Student by Jason Galore</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 04:03:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aztek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I may be wrong, but tequila puts you into the oddest moods. That&#8217;s what I have to say about a little known but not forgotten period I like to call my college days. Not so much a time for learned study, or even a fake attempt at seeking knowledge. More like a life of sarcastic [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Boy//Droid: A Superhero&#8217;s Story by Jason Galore</title>
		<link>http://syntheticwombs.com/1697/boydroid-a-superheros-story-by-jason-galore</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 04:01:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aztek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I&#8217;m not so sure it was a bright idea for your brother to reprogram Ron Ron.&#8221;"What are your talking about, now?&#8221; &#8220;Well, I mean, they&#8217;re both running around like ridiculous superheroes now.&#8221; &#8220;It&#8217;s healthy for a boy to get outside.&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;m pretty sure I know what&#8217;s healthy for a boy, Yodeta. And its not that [...]]]></description>
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