Reasons Why Motorcycle Tires Cup

The reason why motorcycle tires cup is something many people wonder. The reasons can vary from your brake system configuration and usage to the quality of your motorcycle tires. Many motorcycle enthusiasts wonder why motorcycle tires cup. While tire cupping is a normal part of the wear and tear on any motorcycle tire, there are […]

Joke of the Day: Where is This Bus Going?

A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman. She looks the man up and down and says, “I’ve got news for you. You’re going straight to hell!” The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, “Man, I’m on the wrong […]

Joke of the Day: Three Vampires Go Into a Bar

Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, “I vould like some blood.” The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, “I vould like some blood.” […]

Joke of the Day: My Wife’s Not Speaking to Me!

One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried. “What’s the matter?” the bartender asks. “My wife and I got into a fight,” explained the guy “and now she isn’t talking to me for a […]

Joke of the Day: Black Eyes

A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful. “Whoa, Sam!” said the bartender. “Who gave those beauties to you?” “Nobody gave them to me,” said Sam. “I had to fight like crazy for both of them.”

Joke of the Day: Going to a Lecture

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. “What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?” said the officer. “I’m going to a lecture.” the man said. “And who is going to […]

Joke of the Day: Terrible Pickup Line

A guy was talking to a girl in the pub the other night and he said, “you remind me of my little toe!” She said, “is that because I’m small and cute?” He said, “NO! because I will probably end up banging you on the coffee table!”

Joke of the Day: Did You Hear the One About the Guy with His Pet Monkey?

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he’s drinking it the monkey is running wild. The monkey jumps up on the pool table and grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender is livid and says to the guy, […]