How Bottle Service Make Customers Pay Up

When you walk into any bar after just being at the liquor store, you’ll probably realize that you are about to overpay for your beer by about 200% compared to the actual retail cost. However, you also get the additional luxury of being at a place where everyone gathers together to mingle, so the extra […]

Joke of the Day: My Wife’s Not Speaking to Me!

One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried. “What’s the matter?” the bartender asks. “My wife and I got into a fight,” explained the guy “and now she isn’t talking to me for a […]

Joke of the Day: Terrible Pickup Line

A guy was talking to a girl in the pub the other night and he said, “you remind me of my little toe!” She said, “is that because I’m small and cute?” He said, “NO! because I will probably end up banging you on the coffee table!”

Joke of the Day: Did You Hear the One About the Guy with His Pet Monkey?

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he’s drinking it the monkey is running wild. The monkey jumps up on the pool table and grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender is livid and says to the guy, […]